Leader: N / A
Members: Rich Alvarez
Chris Muller
Status: Disbanded

The cannibals are two human eaters who are seen walking along the road looking for fresh meat. They carry away Scott Masterson and supposedly add him to a stew.


Season FiveEdit

Donkey Kong intercepts Scott Masterson on his way to Wall Street. He convinces Scott to tell his life story and earns his trust, but then knocks him unconscious and leaves. Then the two cannibals arrive and mumble about Scott being fresh meat. They proceed to carry him away and cut him up in stew. ("The Business Man and The Ape") But in Stupid Mario World Scott is still alive because he says the cannibals didn't think he tasted good.


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