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Stupid Mario Brothers!

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Episode 9!

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And so, Mario and Luigi have
decided to get new jobs.

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Today, they will have several
interviews and job tests to attend.

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Let's watch, and find out what happens.

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Well, guys, your resumes look good.
I think you're all set.

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So let me just fill you in on
the printers and what they do.

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Alright!

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This here is a favorite of
ours, at Printer Copy.

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This is big momma, guys.

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She's been with us for a long time.

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She is six in one.

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A color printer, color fax, color copier!

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Color scanner!

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Color photo capture.

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Yep!

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I think you guys are gonna be a fine,

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...addition to family here at
Color Printer Copy.

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So we definitely get the
job then, right?

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Actually, no.

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I already found two guys who
were perfect for the job.

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We win-a Mario stooges!

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You guys-a suck!

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[laughter]

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Boom-swah-nee-oosh!

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Hey, you two!

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Wait there a second!

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You two are perfect!

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Let me see your friend for a second!

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Put your hands up!

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Now put them down!

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Now spin around!

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Stick out your tongue!

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Move your head to the right!

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Move it to the left!

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Oh that profile was perfect.
Wait no, yes.

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Oh, he's perfect!

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- Oh wait!
- Wah!

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You!

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Take your hat off!

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Put it back on!

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Take your hat off!

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No put it back on!

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Wait no, okay now jump and down!

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Flap your arms like a chicken!

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Oh he's perfect!

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You, get over here!

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Do a dance!

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♫Ho! Ho! Ho!♫

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♫Tonto, jump on it,
jump on it, jump on it...♫

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♫Kemosabi, jump on it,
jump on it, jump on it...♫

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That was suck!

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Get out of here!
I do not like that!

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Get out and slap
you with your ties!

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Go away! It was
horrible! Leave!

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Keep going, there's plenty more
driveway! Get up there! Go! Go!

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So you guys have a good
idea for a video game?

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Yes.

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Well let's hear it!

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After all, we here at RMA Games
are open to new ideas!

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- That's right Bob!
- You said it Joe!

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Right guys?

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I have to take a crap.

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Two plumbers go to a magical kingdom
called the Mushroom-a Kingdom,

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...and they have to save a
princess from a monster.

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And they get it done, by
stomping on Goombas,

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...and punching Koopas
and riding on Yoshis!


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Well, that was great, guys.

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And by great I mean THAT SUCKS!

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Do we look like sellouts?
Do we look like Square Enix?

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Do you think that we take
that kind of trash here?

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Everyone in this room is now
ten times more dumb,

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...because of your stupid,
pathetic idea!

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What are we, Capcom?! Do we
look like we publish horsecrap?!

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We are not EA Games!

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I created a great video game,

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...about two boys being chased
by a killer lawnmower!

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What have you two done?
Nothing! Nothing!!!

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Owie!

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Just get out, and take your
lame idea with you!

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They might accept a piece of
crap like that at Nintendo,

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...but not here, so get out!

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Out, out, out!

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Ow!

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Mario, wait!

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Do you think you might have
overreacted a bit?

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Yeah, probably.

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Mario, can we just go back to the
way we were before we did all this?

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You mean where we just sat around
and played video games all day?

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Well, yeah.

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Well, what do you want
to do now, Mario.

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Want to go play video games?

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Okee Dokee!

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So I had this great idea,

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...where, a charactor runs around,
and throws a ball at little monsters,

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...and they, go inside the ball,
and then he puts them in his pocket,

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...and then, I, I gotta catch 'em all,
I mean, the character has to catch 'em all!

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What do you think?!

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You know,

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...that might just be the best idea I've
heard of a video game in a long time.

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I-Instead of Pocket Monsters,
why don't we call it Pokémon?

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It's, it's nice, it's simple
it rolls off the tongue.

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Cheeky! Bye!

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Well guys, I think we have a winner.

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It's called Pokémon! He throws
the ball, he catches monsters,

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...he catches them, he collects
them! It's sweet, simple, and fun!

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Isn't that right guys?!

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Well, you wanna get a beer?

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Yeah.

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C'mon, Terrance,
Phillip, let's roll!

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Let's roll!

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Subtitles made possible by Space Hunter M

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And fax!

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Okay! [laughter]

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And action!

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So I had this great idea, where-

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I gotta-

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Clouds!

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He's really bored, I swear,
look at him, look at him!

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Richard Michael Alvarez,

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...as, Mario Mario, smapping his lips and
um, trying to impersonate a bohemian frog.

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Wait til he no-, wait til he notices us.

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Everyone in this room is now
ten times more dumb,

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...for having heard your stupid,
pathetic thing, thingy... Let me-

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Rape!

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We here at RMA games are not responsible for
any flying ties that may kill your children.

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That's right Bob.

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Okay.

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