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Mario rocking it out

"Smells Like Bowser" is a song preformed by Johnny Mushroom and the Kingdoms. The song is a parody of "Smells Like Teen Spirit" by Nirvana.

The song was originally a one-verse and chorus segment featured in "A Band that is better than the Jonas Brothers!." Some time later, the song was fully written and a music video was created.

DescriptionEdit

A Parody of Nirvana's hit song "Smells Like Teen Spirit."

SynopsisEdit

Mario, Luigi, Wario, Waluigi, Donkey Kong, and Ash all appear in a music video for the hit JMK song "Smells Like Bowser," recorded by RMA Records.

LyricsEdit

Who is this Bowser all about?
Keeps sending Koopa Troopas out
He's sending letters in the mail
I think I'll swing him by his tail

His tail, his tail, his tail, he wails
His tail, his tail, his tail, he wails
His tail, his tail, his tail, he wails
His tail, his tail, his tail

He's a Koopa
And a turtle
An evolved form
Of a Squirtle?

He lives in the
Mushroom Kingdom
He's a big jerk
and he's real dumb

Always kidnaps
Princess Toadstool
Wait a minute
Guess that's cool! Yeah!

The Mushroom Kingdom's getting bored
Of the almighty Koopa Lord
He does the same thing every time
He's not exactly in his prime

His prime, his prime, his prime, the slime
His prime, his prime, his prime, the slime
His prime, his prime, his prime, the slime
His prime, his prime, his prime

He don't like us
'Cause we're plumbers
He killed Yoshis
In the summer

Did you know he's
Got a Mohawk?
Growls and roars
'Cause he can't talk

Can't believe he
Ate a Goomba
Did you know he
Plays the tuba? Yeah!

And now, I think we should go
You're probably getting bored, I know
And Donkey Kong peed in the sink
Oh crap, it's really gonna stink

It stinks, it stinks, it stinks, can't think
It stinks, it stinks, it stinks, can't think
It stinks, it stinks, it stinks, can't think
It stinks, It stinks, It stinks...

Donkey Kong
Is an ape
We could fly if
We had capes

And be metal
With a green block
And be solid
As a rock!

Lost our money
Up in Reno
Hope that someday,
We're on Leno!

Or Conan,
Or Letterman,
Or Oprah,
Or Tyra,
Or Montel,
Or Ellen,
Or G4,
Or even...
Carson Daily...

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TriviaEdit

Smells Like Bowser 02

Original opening text compared to the re-releases

  • Many extended shots not seen in the final cut can be observed in the Stupid Mario Brothers Theme Song video.
  • The video was re-released in 2013, remastered using the original materials, though the frame rate was downsampled to 23,976p, which  Rich Alvarez claimed gave it a "more cinematic" look. The opening supers were also redone and conformed to reflect current channel standards.

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