|Sophisticated Poker Player|
|Also Known As:||Girly Mouth|
|Series:||Stupid Mario Brothers|
|Home World:||Real World|
|Debut:||You Can't Read My Poker Face!|
|Conclusion:||You Can't Read My Poker Face!|
- "Be a good sport, my friend. We all lost and he won."
- —The sophisticated poker player to "Old Shoe"
The Sophisticated Poker Player was one of three poker players in the poker tournament Wario and Luigi were playing against. He had never lost until facing Wario. Despite being shocked at his first defeat, he accepts that Wario won fair and square. After "Old Shoe" accuses Wario of cheating and pulls out a gun, the sophisticated poker player puts a gun to "Old Shoe"'s head in an attempt to stop the nonsense. The cowboy and Sir Drake Saint Jupiter III run away, followed by Wario and Luigi. The two shoot each other down.
Sophisticated Poker Player Seems to be a good sport and be somewhat calm until he pulled out a gun and killed "Old Shoe" along with himself being killed.
Abilities / SkillsEdit
Sophisticated Poker Player probably has no skills other then wielding a gun.
The Sophisticated Poker Player has no good nor bad feeling about Luigi other than perhaps feeling proud of him when he and Wario won.
The Sophisticated Poker Player has no good nor bad felling about Wario other than perhaps feeling proud of him when he and Luigi won.
The Sophisticated Poker Player seems to want to stop "Old Shoe" from freaking out over his loss.
- Old Shoe and Sophisticated Poker Player both are characters who only appear in one episode.