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Stupid Mario Brothers!

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Episode 13!

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♫I saw the sign and it opened
up my eyes, I saw the sign♫

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♫Doo doo doo doo doo...♫

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♫I wanna be the very best♫

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♫Like no one ever was♫

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♫To catch them is my real test♫

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♫To train them is my cause♫

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♫I will travel across the land♫

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♫Searching far and wide♫

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♫Teach Pokémon to understand♫

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Uh, um, um, sir.

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May I ask you what
the hell you're doing?

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It's the Pokémon Theme Song.

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I always do it when I meet
someone new on Thursdays.

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But I'm the UPS man.

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And I'm Ash Ketchum.
What's your point?

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You know what? You know what?
Never mind. Uh, here's your package.

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UPS second class, uh, by the
user SuperBanjo off Amazon.com

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Oh, well, awesome.

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Hope it's my new Pikachu.

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Huh? What?! Oh, no!

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Curse you, SuperBanjo and your tricks!

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This is your fault, UPS!

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I am not happy with the
product I have received!

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I'm callin' your manager!
I'm callin' your boss!

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I'm... I'm callin' your mother!

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- No, you wouldn't!
- I would!

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UPS is not responsible for any
user made arrangement,

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...especially some, from such a user
as SuperBanjo off Amazon.com.

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We have nothing to do with it!

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I'm sorry sir, your package
is as is. Goodbye.

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The son of a Bulbasaur!

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Hey Mario, have you played,
Super Smash Bros. Brawl yet?

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Yes, and they did it all wrong.

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I'm much better looking
than that in real life!

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But Mario, you look exactly the same!

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You know Luigi, I don't know  why
you praise that game so much.

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They made your nose look as big
as a house! Stick it on your face.

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No nose jokes Mario. You
know I'm sensitive about that.

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And besides, everybody on
Nintendo Wi-Fi sucks Goombas!

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Nobody's been able to beat me yet!

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But Mario, what about that one
time I beat you we were playing-

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That doesn't count!

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I wasn't ready. I, my hat
was on backwards, and,

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...you had too many
Mushrooms for lunch!

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Well I think Super Smash
Bros. Brawl is a great game!

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In fact, I give it,

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...5 out of 5 Super Stars!

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And I wouldn't give it a
free lunch at Taco Bell!

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Mario, is something bothering you?

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It looks like a Goomba
crawled up your butt.

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Something is out
of balance, Luigi.

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Did you remember
to watch your diet?

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Not-a that balance, stupid!

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Something is out of balance
in the Mushroom Kingdom.

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Ah, one more package
to deliver today.

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This big SOB right here.

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Hmm... "To Mario from
the Mushroom Kingdom."

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Well I don't know what the
Mushroom Kingdom is,

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...but I guess I'll deliver it.

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Yes master, I will obey.

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♫I saw the sign, and it opened
up my eyes, I saw the sign♫

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♫Delivering this package to the Mario
Bros. Buh doo doo doo doo doo doo...♫

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Well, well, well,
if it isn't Mr. UPS.

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Well, well, well, if
it isn't Mr. FedEX.

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It's been a long time.

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Indeed it has. What
are you doing here?

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I cannot let you
deliver that box!

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What? Are you joking?

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This is UPS first class! I have
to deliver this package now!

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I think not my old friend.
You will hand me that box, now.

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And why should
I give it to you?

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Because I want to humiliate you.
FedEx is always in the shadow of UPS.

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If you can't deliver something,
then you lose credibility.

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If you lose credibility,
you lose customers,

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...and when you lose customers,
I gain customers,

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...and the world of package
delivery, will be mine!

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Oh, and someone is
paying me a lot of money.

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You've gone crazy, FedEx!

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When you're rich, you're
not crazy, you're eccentric.

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You'll have to pry this package
from my cold dead hands!

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Not a problem!

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Don't don't don't!

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My box!

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Do you think you might have
overreacted a bit?

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All of this running is futile
UPS, let's finish this now!

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Okay.

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- Ow!
- Ow!

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- Ow!
- Ow!

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- Ow!
- Ow!

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- Ow!
- Ow!

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- Ow!
- Ow!

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- Ow!
- Ow!

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- Ow!
- Ow!

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- C'mon FedEx!
- C'mon UPS!

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C'mon FedEx, c'mon
what are you doin'!

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You are beaten, FedEx.

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You haven't seen
the last of me, UPS!

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Oh I think I have.

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The next time you want
to mess with UPS,

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Remember to ask
yourself one question:

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"What can brown do for you?"

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♫I saw the sign, and it opened
up my eyes, I saw the sign♫

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♫Doo doo doo doo doo...♫

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Hello?

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I win again Luigi, you suck!

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Mario, you beat me at everything!

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You win at Brawl, you win at
Rock-paper-scissors, you win at life!

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I know, that's because I'm-a
Mario. I'm number one!

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Luigi! Look, it's the UPS man!

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Don't worry Mario,
I'll get-a the package.

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Now I can finally go home and play
my copy of Super Smash Bros. Brawl.

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Okay, but don't forget
to play as Mario!

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And by Mario, he means
don't forget to play as Luigi.

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I always play as Snake.

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See ya.

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Snake?

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He's solid.

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Look Mario, it says "To Mario
from the Mushroom Kingdom."

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Hmm... But we shouldn't open
it Luigi. What if it's a trap?

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I could be a trap, but then again, it
could be something really important!

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Should Mario and
Luigi open the box?

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Oh no, I thought I got
rid of you, Narrator.

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Nope, I'm here to stay!

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Stupid son of a Goomba,
get out of my head!

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Mario, we need to find out
what's inside the package!

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What IS in the package?

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Is it, a giant gumball? A put it
together yourself exercise bike, or...

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Leave now, and
never come back!

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Find out next time on the next exciting
episode of Stupid Mario Brothers.

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Subtitles made possible by Space Hunter M

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But, I'm the UPS man.

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Yes, I just met you.

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Hi my name's Dane.
I love chicken.

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[Bowser voice]

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That's what you are. Dom.

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