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You've waited an entire week
to find out what was in the box!

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So do you wanna know what's
in it? Do you really wanna know?

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You're about to find out. But first,
an important message from Sears!

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Ugh, Richie, it's freaking hot. I thought
you were supposed to call Sears today.

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- I'll call later.
- You call now.

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I'll call now.

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Sears always delivers, whether it be
a refreshing air conditioner systerm,

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...or something else from Sears that
you, probably don't really need at all.

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But call Sears today!

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So, what's the weather like tomorrrow?

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- Nother scorcher!
- Cool.

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Hmm...

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I could've sworn it was
going to be Solid Snake.

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Why you dirty, rotten, no good,
conceded, lazy excuse for a plumber!

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Why didn't you come and save me?

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- Because I-
- No excuses!

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I had to listen to Bowser rant
and rave every night about how...

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...you two weren't in the Mushroom
Kingdom, running through his levels!

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Well excuse me for trying
to have a little fun for once!

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I've been saving your
butt for twenty years!

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If I had come to save you,

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...you would have just gotten
kidnapped again the next day!

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Yeah, what Mario
said, the next day!

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You stay out of this, Luigi!

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Tell me I, meh, meh...

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I am Princess Peach
Winifred Toadstool XIV,

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...ruler of the entire
Mushroom Kingdom!

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I have never been so
demoralized in my life!

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I have to ship myself
UPS first class,

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...just to get tossed
around in a box all day,

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...while you thought it would be
more fun to take a vacation!

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Well there's no use
complaining about it now,

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...since you seem to have
escaped on your own.

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In fact, now that you're in the real world,
I may neve have to save you again!

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We can all just live, here!

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But Mario, my kingdom!

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Bah, it was Bowser's kingdom
95% of the time anyway!

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Uh... nevermind.

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Luigi, now that Princess Peach,
has come to the real world,

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There is no reason, at all, for us to
return, and Bowser must know this.

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He has probably told
the Wario Bros.,

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...to use any means necessary, to get
us back, to the Mushroom Kingdom.

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So we must train, so that we
are ready, for the final brawl.

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Okay!

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Let's go.

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Hey, where are you guys going?

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Ugh!

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♫10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...♫

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♫We're leaving together,♫

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♫But still it's farewell♫

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♫And maybe we'll come back,♫

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♫To earth, who can tell?♫

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♫I guess there is no one to blame♫

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♫We're leaving ground♫

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♫Will things ever be the same again?♫

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♫It's the final countdown...♫

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Hello, I'm Richard Michael
Alvarez, and I eat, Tuna Helper.

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My friend, Matthew Thomas
Provencal, also eats Tuna Helper.

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Eat Tuna Helper, 'cause I do.

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Subtitles made possible by Space Hunter M

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B-because I, I... Next scene!

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- Yeah I do.
- We'll worry about that later.

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Or actually, Luigi, might
be in the background.

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Can't get any sleep here!

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-cion.

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Well excuse ME
for hav- Ah, shoot!

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Wakka-wakka-wakka-wakk-

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We can do it Luigi!

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I'll call now.

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I roll with gangs. I roll
with gangs all day long.

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I know you do.

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Alright, now, now-

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That looks-

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It's a pinecone...

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I'm onto something....

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I know it. I can feel it in my butt,,,

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...and my bones.

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Looks like we got a Luigi
infestation up on the roof!

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