Wario's Song is a song that Wario made up during the first and only jam session of Tommy Fungus and the Dungeons with Waluigi, FedEx, and Walgina. It came from "Who is Scott Masterson?".
I'm a really awesome fellow,
I'm mean, I'm bad, and I'm yellow,
Yeah, the Mario brothers suck,
and purple's a weird ass color,
and you all should see other people,
and GOD THIS SUCKS!